Deck chaiiiiiiiirs at the seaside. Yesss.
Sunshine and sea. Beautiful Brighton Bank Holiday. :)
My first comedy night with Joey. :)
Representing #teammacmillan at the London Marathon today :)
"One day, whether you
you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.
However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––
is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives."
Bath people: I am the new landlord of the Hob. :)
Move along, people. Nothing to see here, just a man busking in a bin. Oh wait.
The single life
I am the girl you see wriggling on the tube because digging her back into metal poles and corners is the best massage she’s gonna get all week.
There are times when everyone knows it’s rubbish to be single - Christmas, New Year, Valentine’s Day, birthdays, weddings, summer when everyone else is on couple’s holidays.
Well, I’d like to challenge that and say that the worst time to be single is when you have your period and it gives you monthly back ache from hell and there is no one waiting at home to give you a massage. I am honestly squirming against a hand rail on the tube train right now just so it digs into my back a little.
Oh my god woman please just stop being such a nutter it really is ultimately pointless and irritating and ALSO please consider just how fucking hurtful your actions are
How dare you ever tell someone that they do not give a shit about a person they really really love and care about
That’s just pure psycho behaviour right there
SORRY I forgot to ask you to read the email to me earlier on the phone :(